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Eb Gm Ab Abm Eb
Beauty is a harlot, She will dance with any bastard,
Gm/D Cm
She’s undiscerning with her choice of partners,
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I could have her of course if I wish, but I object to her promiscuousness
Fm Bb
Beauty, just doesn’t suit me for-
Eb Gm Ab Abm Eb
Beauty is a harlot, An easy lay for lazy artists,
Gm/D Cm
I won’t be fooled by her vulgar charm it is the
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Easiest trick in the book, Music’s the worm and beauty’s the hook,
Fm Ab Bb
And I know you would swallow her whole, but im not here to pander to souls, for-
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Beauty is a siren, Trying to draw me from my chosen mission,
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I wont be tempted by her seductive singing, On principle I refuse,
Gm Fm
To be party to her abuse, Its not my job to squat in the gutter,
Sharing the teat with you beauty drunk suckers
Ab Bb
You paid to see satire and rage, I swear I wont let beauty step foot on this stage,
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For Beauty is a siren, a spot light hungry superficial starlet,
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She will toy with your defenceless heart and leave you,
Ab Gm
Tear streaked when the lights come on, you look around to find her gone,
Fm Gm Ab Bb
And despite your sighs, you’ve not a clue, as you fell for her, she stole from you,
Eb Cm Ab Abm Eb
For Beauty is a harlot, she will lie with any two bit artist,
Gm/D Cm Ab Bb
And for all those lucky bastards, she seems to come so easily,
Ab Bb Eb
But she comes so hard to me.