It's really in Bb, but I used a guitar with a capo on the 3rd fret so I could play it in G (much easier)
Capo 3rd Fret
C G
My ass is getting me down
C G
People laugh behind their hands when I take it into town
Am7 G/B
It used to be tough and hard-working and strong
C A D
But now it is greying and has long since been long past its prime
B7 Em
But it was such a good ass in its time
B7 Em
Just to rub salt in the wound
B7 Em
My neighbour has an ass that would make Tatanya swoon
B7 Em
It's so broad that it's almost impossible to straddle
A D
He had to get a custom made saddle
C G
I know that envy's a sin
C G
But his ass is so muscular while mine is so thin
A
I know it's immoral to covet
C D
But just one day with his ass, oh God I would love it!
Em
Oh Lord my saviour
F#dim
Would you do me a favour
C D
I just want an ass like my neighbour
G D/F#
I want my neighbour's ass
C
Cos my neighbour has
D
A real nice ass
C G
My ass was once strong as an ox
C G
People could easily ride it from dawn until dusk
Am7 G/B
But it never once balked out a plough
C A D
It was hardy and handsome but I'm afraid now a disaster
B7 Em
I've had to put my ass out to pasture
B7 Em
I should be happy with the ass that God gave me
B7 Em
To look a gift ass in the mouth is a sin
B7 Em7
I really should look on the bright side
A D
It's such a big job breaking a brand new ass in
C G
I know that envy is wrong
C G
But my ass is so pathetic while his is so strong
A
In the old days my ass brought me kudos and fame
C D
Now my ass just brings me shame
Em
Oh Lord, Lord my saviour
F#dim
Forgive my behaviour
C D
I can't help but covet the ass of my neighbour
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