WoodyAllen Jesus/ Tim Minchin A Jesus was a Jewish philosopher E Had a lot of nice ideas F#m About our existential fears A/C# Much admired by his peers D E F#m C#m Short and Jewish and quite political D E F#m E Often hesitant and very analytical A D E A Praise be to Jesus A D E F#m Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus C#m D E A E Woody Allen Jesus! A Jesus was a great entertainer E Doing cool tricks all of the time F#m Turning water into wine A/C# Making stormy weather fine D E F#m C#m Even now his stunts confound us D E F#m E Kinda did what Darren Brown does A D E A Praise be to Jesus A D E F#m Praise be to magic Woody Allen Jesus C#m D E A F Magic Woody Allen Jesus! Bb Jesus died but then came back to life Eb F So the Holy Bible said Gm Kinda like in Dawn of the Dead Bb/D Like a film by Simon Pegg Eb F Gm Dm Try that these days, you'd be in trouble Eb F Gm F Geeks would try to smack you with a shovel Bb Eb F Bb Praise be to Jesus Bb Eb F Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Gm Jesus Dm Eb F Bb F Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus! Bb Jesus ascended into Heaven F He was an incredible guy Dm You don't often find fellas that fly Eb Disappear right into the sky Eb F Gm Dm And only once did he use this ability Eb F Gm F With great power comes great responsibility Bb Eb F Bb Praise be to Jesus Bb Eb F Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Gm Superman Jesus G G/B Jesus! C Jesus' mother gave birth to him G Without having sex with a dude Am No, she would never be that rude Em Never even be nude with a dude F G Am Em Breeding without the opposite gender is F G Am Em Commonly known as parthenogenesis F Other animals that don't need males F/G Include a lot of lizards and various snails C F G C Praise be to Jesus C F G Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Am Superman Komodo Dragon Jesus F G Jesus! Am Jesus can communicate with the deceased Am/G Like Psychic Sally Fmaj7 Jesus lives forever, which is pretty odd G But not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood Bbm Jesus is in more than one place at a time Bbm/G# Like an electron or Schrodinger's feline F#maj7 Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle Bbm/G# He was as handy as an amphibious vehicle Bbm Bbm/G# F#maj7 Jesus had bare feet, long hair, and a beard Bbm/F But I'm not saying it's me F#maj7 G#6 I'm not saying that I am Jesus F#maj7 G#6 I'm not saying that I am Jesus A I am Jesus! D G A D Praise be to Jesus D G A Bm Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus F#m G A Woody Allen Jesus! D G A Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superman Komodo Dragon Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft ‘Me’ D Jesus!