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G/// D6/Gb/// Dm/F/// C/E/// Cm/Eb

     G                         
I've never climbed a mountain
     D6/Gb
Of a particularly challenging size
     C/E
I've never run a bank
G/D
Reserve or otherwise
     D
I've never been the captain of a team
         B7/Eb
And I’ll know you’ll be surprised
          Em                Eb#5
To find I didn’t invent the Internet
G/D                        Dbm7b5
Haven’t reached a double A rating yet
D
Abolishing Apartheid seemed to work
    D   D/B  C
For F. W. de Klerk

  G
I may not be a powerful
   D6/Gb
Or impressive looking man
    Dm/F
But I can guarantee that if you hire me
        C/E
I won’t cost you thirty thousand grand
    Cm/Eb        G/D
And if you are B.T.
       Cm/Eb          G/D
I will do the gig for free
          Cm/Eb
If you’ll just send out a man
D
To sort out my broadband

        G                         
I’m not married to Paul McCartney
     D6/Gb
I am not an amputee
           C/E
I’ve never played at Wembley Stadium
        G/D
Or made poverty history
  D
I haven’t yet been knighted
      B7/Eb
Nor received my MBE
          Em               Eb#5
I find it hard to leave my living room
G/D                  Dbm7b5
Yet alone go walking on the moon
D
Never studied the seven favourite tactics of
D     D/B   C              C/D / D /
Garry Kasparov Garry Kasparov


G         G/B             C
But I can sing and play piano
     D                      G
I’ll even do it at the same time
         G/B             C
I aim to please with melodies
    D                 G
And generally amusing rhymes
           D6/Gb       F          C6/E
So why not hire me and get a nice song
            Cm/Eb        A/Db
Rather than paying Lance Armstrong
D
Fifty thousand quid to ramble on about cancer
And bikes
Boring!


          Am         E/Ab
There’s a lady who’s sure
         G           D/Gb
All that glitters is Gold
          F        G           G  Am Am
And she’s buying a stairway to he a  ven


Am/D
To take us to Ikea in his BT van
Eb/F
Buy a crap cot and a Swedish pram
D/Gb                       E/Ab
But on the way home we can sort out a plan
                       A / E6/Ab / Em/G/ / D/Gb/ / Dm/F /
To sort out my fucking Broadband
G          A
My fucking Broadband