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I would be a liar if I
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pretended to admire the red light
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wind screen cleaning empire that you've
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built.
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But my heart is good it's not a
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thing of stone or wood I'll give you
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fifty cents to take away my guilt.
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I give money to folks that
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just don't have enough to try to
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justify the future purchases of stuff
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that I don't need. I know that one less
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vodka cranberry tonight and I could
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feed some foreign family
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for a fortnight But I might just have
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one more. After all what is vodka for
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apart of making you wanna shag you're
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best mate's wife.
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Dampening the guilt you feel about your
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perfect life.
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Fuck the poor
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what is all this hoo-ha for?
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There is only one reason to call
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1-800-034034
Dm7
It's the force that drove Teresa and
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that school that Oprah built.
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I'll give you fifty bucks to take away
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my guilt.
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Fuck the poor
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I'm not pretending anymore
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that I really give two shits about some
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kids in Bangalore
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I'm more interested in footy than
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seeing the Solomon's re-built.
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But I'll give you fifty bucks to take
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away my guilt.
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I'll give you fifty bucks to take away
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my guilt.