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Eighteen Year Old Lesbian

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Intro: Dm | Bb/D | Bo/D |Bb/D x2

                Dm  Bb/D | Bo/D |Bb/D
You can have my body

             Dm    Bb/D | Bo/D |Bb/D
You can steal my car

              Dm    Bb/D | Bo/D |Bb/D
You can take my money
Dm
You can have what you like but it won't get you very far
       Gm7                 Em7b5       A7b9    Dm vamp
Cos my heart belongs to an 18 year old lesbian

You can be my lover
We can have a fling
You can say you're mine forever
You can tell me what you like but it won't get you anything
Cos my heart belongs to an 18 year old lesbian

(Dm Dm/C# Dm/C Dm/B | Bb7 A7b9 )

Dm
I can't quite believe it
      Gm7
After years of lonely searching
       Em7b5                         A7b9
I have stumbled here on my ideal girl
Dm
And forget about logistics
         Gm7
So she's seven years my junior
   Em7b5                              A7b9
So what if she likes kissing girls as well? It doesn't matter
      Dm
Cos I know I've found my only one
    Gm7
She has my heart forever
         Em7b5
But I'll keep my feelings to myself
    A7b9
I'd never dare to tell her
        Dm
Cos she tends towards females
        Gm7
And I'm definitely a fella
Em7b5
But if she was mine
   A7b9
By God I'd love her well

You can be my buddy
We'll be best of friends
And you may be smart or funny
We may be the perfect pair but there'll be tears in the end
Cos my heart belongs to an 18 year old lesbian

I don't see why I shouldn't
Be allowed to have my dream
Just because we bat for different sides
Just look at Romeo and Juliet
They ended up together
Though admittedly they prematurely died
It doesn't matter
Cos next time I see her
I'm gonna pledge my heart forever
And I'll ask her for her hand
Although I won't forget to tell her
That I don't mind wearing dresses
If she wants to be the fella
Cos I think I'd make
A really lovely bride

I can't quite believe it
After years of lonely searching
I have stumbled here on my ideal girl
And forget about logistics
So she's seven years my junior
So what if she likes kissing girls as well
It doesn't matter
Cos next time I see her
I'm gonna pledge my heart forever
And I'll ask her for her hand
Although I won't forget to tell her
That I don't mind wearing dresses
If she wants to be the fella
Cos I think I'd make
A really lovely bride